Let’s make SUCH a clatter

XXXmas Party!

We invite you to a night of holiday fun, excellent company, gifts, and fantasies right at your fingertips! Join me, my lovely friends, and gentlemen like yourself for an evening you’ll remember forever!

When: December 17th 7:00pm - 10:00pm

Where: TBD

  • Food and Drink (alcoholic and n/a options)

  • Games

  • White Elephant gift exchange

  • 7 Minutes in Heaven

    • not included with ticket

  • Private Trysts

    • beginning at 9:00pm, not included with ticket

What XXXmas IS

What XXXmas IS NOT

  • An orgy/sex party

  • Recorded or photographed

  • Open to the public

Participating Providers

How to secure your invite

Ticket Price - $600

Let your referring provider(s) know that you’ll be attending.

Paying up front is appreciated, but not required.

Please bring a spicy gift for the White Elephant Exchange

Bringing extra funds for bartender tips, 7 Minutes in Heaven, or private trysts is heavily encouraged!!